HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I’d rather have the money.HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must’ve been given your share.HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry! me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don’t you already have one?HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I’ve already seen it.HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.HE: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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